Jessica Ma
V.P. Pence Changes Name to “1.24 Cents,” Inspires Patriotism
Last Thursday, Vice President Mike Pence finalized his name change from Mike Pence to Mike 1.24 Cents. When asked about the change, 1.24 Cents replied, “It’s …
Apple Brings Back Outsourced Jobs from Overseas, Releases Dumb Watch
Next Monday, millions across the nation will wait in line to buy the newest and most streamlined addition to Apple’s ever-growing product line — the Apple …
Local Asbestos in Ceiling Feeling Lonely, Wants to Come Out
Students in Revelle’s Argo Hall have reported hearing loud sobbing in the middle of the night for the past couple of weeks. A thorough investigation concluded …
