The MQ
Top Ten Ways to Ask Someone Out on Valentine’s Day
Tell them you’ve decided to settle Ask your mom to do it for you WikiHow never failed, right? Venmo them exactly 69 dollars Find out their …
Top Ten Reasons You Regret Robbing That Old Woman
She ran a lot faster than you thought she would It was right in front of a police station She was not afraid to use her …
Top Ten Reasons You Switched Churches
Your old church forced you to buy some lame book called “The Bible” You realized your old church was actually a Church’s Chicken You tried to …
Top Ten Reason Your Shirt’s on Backwards
It’s not your shirt that’s backwards, it’s you The front said UCSD and you don’t want to be associated It was backwards when you got it …
