- Tell them you’ve decided to settle
- Ask your mom to do it for you
- WikiHow never failed, right?
- Venmo them exactly 69 dollars
- Find out their favorite animal and wear its skin
- Add them on Google+
- Put them on the no-fly list so they can’t get away
- Pelt their window with heart-shaped rocks
- Create a lonely hearts Piazza post
- Just ask. Be direct, you moron
Top Ten Ways to Ask Someone Out on Valentine’s Day
Last modified: February 5, 2019
