- She ran a lot faster than you thought she would
- It was right in front of a police station
- She was not afraid to use her dentures
- There was a baby right next to her with candy ripe for the taking
- She knew that you were robbing her, but she said it was nice to have somebody to talk to after her kids stopped visiting, and now you feel bad
- Her bag was kind of heavy, and now you’re reminded of how weak you are
- She was your parole officer
- She told you that she was disappointed in you, and it really stung
- She ended up being your Lyft driver to get back home
- It was your grandma
Last modified: February 5, 2019
