Written by: The MQ

  1. She ran a lot faster than you thought she would
  2. It was right in front of a police station
  3. She was not afraid to use her dentures
  4. There was a baby right next to her with candy ripe for the taking
  5. She knew that you were robbing her, but she said it was nice to have somebody to talk to after her kids stopped visiting, and now you feel bad
  6. Her bag was kind of heavy, and now you’re reminded of how weak you are
  7. She was your parole officer
  8. She told you that she was disappointed in you, and it really stung
  9. She ended up being your Lyft driver to get back home
  10. It was your grandma

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