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Top Ten Similarities Between Cramming for a Test and Preparing for Nuclear Fallout
If you’re not dead afterwards, you’ll wish you were No matter how much you study, it’s not going to change the outcome You haven’t eaten in …
UCSD Instructor Advocates to Change the Name of Finals to “Beginnings”
UCSD art history professor Kathleen Doriente recently set up a GoFundMe in an effort to officially change finals week to “beginnings week.” In a recent interview …
Revelle Student Sparks Controversy Over Illicit Photo of Professor Performing Cha-Cha Slide
Last week, a first year Revelle student reportedly put up an obscene image in their dorm window for all to see. The visual in question was …
Smart Projector’s Insecurities Manifest, “Why Does Everyone Else Have Malware?”
Engineers at Pesarch Technologies have fallen victim to a controversy which has been described as what Pesarch CEO Lans Priceton calls “A big mistake.” In an …
Top Ten Similarities Between Your Funeral and Your Wedding
“I’m just here for the open bar” There’s always that one jealous friend who one-ups you and announces theirs in a few months It feels like …
Top Ten Reasons You Should Always Carry an Incredibly Sharp Pair of Scissors
Top Ten Reasons You Should Always Carry an Incredibly Sharp Pair of Scissors Swallowing swords has gotten way too easy for you Taking your shirt off …
Top Ten Reasons You’re Not Wearing Pants
They clash with your underwear You didn’t have any cash, and the only other currency that that goblin took was denim You’re a magician and you …
Top Ten Similarities between Jury Duty and Microwaving a Three-Day-Old Burrito
Top Ten Similarities between Jury Duty and Microwaving a Three-Day-Old Burrito Your parents warned you that you’d have to do it eventually, but you never believed …
Christmas Season completely Revitalizes Coal Mining Industry
This Christmas season has seen the surprising revival of the coal industry in the United States. The sudden rebound is attributed to two factors: Trump’s focus …
Local Man Arrested for Not Giving Enough Thanks Prior to Thanksgiving
Local man James Paulson was arrested in his home on November 22, a day before Thanksgiving, for what authorities alleged as being “not being thankful enough.” …
