The MQ
Ghost of John Muir Spotted on Campus, Seen Hoarding Beef Jerky
Following October 31, an anonymous Muir student was suddenly hospitalized after he reported seeing the ghost of John Muir lurking in the bowels of Pines and …
Local Student Throws Trash in Recycling Bin, Fixes Society
A recent speech on the prospects of recycling given by John “The Revolutionary” McBon has “challenged everything we ever knew about disposing of paper plates,” according …
