The MQ
The MQ Rates All the New Dishes HDH Introduced to Save Money
Under the duress of having feed all these new mouths on campus, HDH has caved into cheaper options.
Man Horrified to Find That He Now Operates Under Looney Tunes Physics
Man Horrified to Find That He Now Operates Under Looney Tunes Physics “My life is neither looney nor tuney,” said Hanky Human, a local insurance salesman. …
Top Ten Classes You Didn’t Know You Could Take at UCSD
Top Ten Classes You Didn’t Know You Could Take at UCSD POLI 71: Lying PHIL 120: How to Start a Cult MMMMMW: The History of Food …
Top Ten Modern Fairy Tales
Top Ten Modern Fairy Tales The Boy Who Cried Little Red Rideshare Hood Snow White and the Seven Deadly Sins Paul Bunyan v. The Environmental Defense …
Top Ten Things We Did in Remote Learning that We Should Continue in Person
Top Ten Things We Did in Remote Learning that We Should Continue in Person Skipping class Secretly making fun of the professor while they lecture Bringing …
Top Ten Lesser Known Starbucks Drinks to Spice up the Fall
Top Ten Lesser Known Starbucks Drinks to Spice up the Fall Twink drink Impossible Pumpkin latte Ricin macchiato Gravy espresso Decaf latte (just milk!) Smashing Pumpkins …
Top Ten Similarities Between Ronald Reagan and Ronald McDonald
Top Ten Similarities Between Ronald Reagan and Ronald McDonald Natural redheads Mascots of late-stage capitalism Contributed to the collapse of the USSR Share the middle name …
Captain Ahab closes in on rare whale
Ahab claims, “He’s a slippery sunuva bitch”
