The MQ
The MQ Gets Bought Out in a Hostile Takeover
recently, we were bought out by some awesome, sweet, and superHot businEssmen! and we totally had a say in it! they’ve changed aLmost everything about our paPer in the best way possible! we’re so gratefUl for the sophiSticated new ideas they’ve added to our team! We need to CAPITALIZE on this chance.
Pizzeria experiences gas leak
The whole place is flooded with carbonara monoxide
We couldn’t print a great tit
So here’s a chick with nice legs
The MQ Rates All the New Dishes HDH Introduced to Save Money
Under the duress of having feed all these new mouths on campus, HDH has caved into cheaper options.
The MQ Predicts Your Future
Class suggestions, Dream Interpretations, and more!
The MQ Commits the Perfect Crime
STEPS FOR THE PERFECT CRIME Step 1. Wake up, fresh faced, ready to take on the morningStep 2. Put on a cute, but comfortable outfit!Step 3. …
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Top Ten Things We Did in Remote Learning that We Should Continue in Person
Top Ten Things We Did in Remote Learning that We Should Continue in Person Skipping class Secretly making fun of the professor while they lecture Bringing …
