- Apparently Kinetic Sand is not
microwavable - It’s the fashion police. You’re under arrest
- You left someone in your car and you forgot you locked it from the outside
- There’s no alarm, you just have tinnitus
- Your submarine is leaking
- Surprisingly, it doesn’t have to do with a massive fire
- That dead bank teller didn’t empty the safe fast enough
- You’re a fire alarm tester. This is your job, you idiot
- A crowbar isn’t a very good car key
- “I was hoping you knew”
Top Ten Reasons That Alarm is Going Off
Last modified: January 15, 2019
