Top Ten Reasons That Alarm is Going Off

Top Ten

Written by: The MQ

  1. Apparently Kinetic Sand is not
  2. It’s the fashion police. You’re under arrest
  3. You left someone in your car and you forgot you locked it from the outside
  4. There’s no alarm, you just have tinnitus
  5. Your submarine is leaking
  6. Surprisingly, it doesn’t have to do with a massive fire
  7. That dead bank teller didn’t empty the safe fast enough
  8. You’re a fire alarm tester. This is your job, you idiot
  9. A crowbar isn’t a very good car key
  10. “I was hoping you knew”

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