"I'm ready to die now. Tonight"
- Katya Zamolodchikova,
The Only High-Class Russian Whore
Jules was born from a stone egg near Flower Fruit Mountain. Shortly after his birth, he became king of the monkeys that lived on the mountain. He then went on to gain immortality 9 times and also cause havoc in heaven. He has now retired to write for the MQ.
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