- I’m actually really horrible
- I just wasn’t attracted to my of age wife
- I’m not attracted to grown adults BUT…
- I just can’t wait to harm children at a horrific scale
- I know people wanted to fuck my wife but…
- Not everything is as it seems
- Man, this island is really cool since I love being evil.
- I like the next generation
- Oooh! Free plane tickets? Yes!
- Do you guys want to do some really horrific shit with me?
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