Under the mandate of Kristi “Bitchslayer” Noem, the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) deployed multiple Immigrations and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agents to various Minnesota cities in December 2025. Since then, Minnesotans have taken to the streets to protest the presence of ICE in their communities and the threat they pose to their vulnerable friends, family, and neighbors. Despite exercising their First Amendment rights to protest and record ICE activity, hundreds of residents have been detained by ICE agents with multiple civilians having been murdered.
At first, Minnesota Governor Tim Walz sent “strongly worded letters” to the Trump administration asking Trump to “pretty please back down” on sending federal agents to attack his people, but he has since grown quiet. His “concerned” staff members went to go check on him and found that Walz was otherwise occupied taste-testing boots.
“I got these new Louboutin Samson Chelsea Boots, and all I can say is that I am very impressed. The leather is truly mouthwatering, with top notes of cedar, musk, and wolfwood. And the texture…so firm and unyielding, but supple. Truly a mouthwatering delicacy,” Walz moaned and whimpered. “Help my constituents?” he continued. “I have a whole closet to get through!”
"Annelise" walked out of the sea thirty years ago and they have looked back multiple times since! When he is not writing and editing satire, she enjoys arts and crafts and taking long strolls on the MC Escher stairs.
