June 3, 2026 You look delectable. Volume XXXII Issue VII

Top Ten Tylenol Alternatives

Top Ten

Written by: The MQ

October 29, 2025

  1. Sucking it the fuck up
  2. Not being pregnant
  3. A genuine orgasm
  4. Good ol’ Protestant prayers
  5. A large cartoon hammer to the head
  6. Joining a cult for the community aspect
  7. A little kiss
  8. Rolling around in the mud like a pig
  9. Old lesbian sex
  10. Beer!!!
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Last modified: October 27, 2025