- Have a cold as a man
- Declare a poli sci major
- Be an AI artist in this political climate
- Talk to women you’re not attracted to
- Stand up for the marginalized by joining
the military - Try ethnic food for the first time (Taco Bell)
- Face your raw emotions
- Let your girlfriend go out with her friends
- Post another black box on Instagram
- Be from Wisconsin
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