- You will remember to think of a Halloween costume
- You will think of better excuses to give your professors
- You will finally take the trolley downtown
- You will attend Tuesday meetings at 6 p.m. in Half Dome Lounge
- You will have a work-life balance
- You will attend all of your 8 a.m. lectures
- You will not lose your ID more than once
- You will go to office hours
- You will be in more debt than last year
- Construction will be finished
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