In accordance with the founding principles of the University of California, members of the executive commitee, including Chancellor Pradeep K. Khosla, must defend their positions in a dance-off against challengers at the start of the year. “Tough competition has forced us to practice daily, but luckily, over the summer, we had exclusive access to that spot next to Pacific Hall to practice our death drops and queen-offs,” touted Khosla, leader of the dance team ExeCutes.
During a press conference, the ExeCutes said their top priority was making sure they could stave off being taken over by their rival dance team KATZ, winner of last year’s dance showcase. “I’d rather die than let those divas take my chair. They and their sooo last season dance moves are meant for the retirement home, not the executive office,” said Khosla in an official statement.
When asked why they think they’ll win, Khosla responded, “My face card never declines and my moves leave people gagged, nothing more to it than that and some six-inch stilettos.” Their song line up will include Le Sserafim’s “Crazy,” Lady Gaga’s “Born This Way,” and The Pussycat Dolls’ “When I Grow Up.”
