Self-described “human adult man” Robert “Bobo” Honkson has once again denied accusations that he is a clown. Recent evidence submitted to San Diego courts was described as “circumstantial at best” in a statement released by Honkson’s lawyer, who argued that “purchasing clown shoes is not an indicator of provable intent
Honkson’s friends and family have continued to publicly support him in spite of the allegations. “I don’t care what anyone says,” stated Honkson’s wife, Sandra-Lynn Johnson-Honkson. “Bobo is the light of my life and my source of joy in the darkness. Yes, he recently bought a pair of clown shoes, but you know what they say about guys with big shoes: they have big hearts. I will consider myself a successful mother if our children follow in his squeaky footsteps.”
When approached for comment by reporters on the street, Honkson silently inflated a balloon and twisted it into the shape of a middle finger.
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