Top Ten Similarities Between Christmas Dinner and the 2020 Elections
- You didn’t sleep the night before
- The TV is showing the same stuff for an entire week
- Your right to exist will inevitably be up for discussion
- The AARP mentioned it in their newsletter
- People in Georgia get TURNT
- Somehow, seasonal depression makes this even worse than it should be
- There’s an assortment of white guys, but Jesus isn’t one of them
- They’re both derived from pagan tradition
- You get a chance to listen to extremely old people say some weird stuff
- The coal industry is as strong as ever
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