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Top Ten Similarities Between Christmas Dinner and the 2020 Elections

  1. You didn’t sleep the night before
  2. The TV is showing the same stuff for an entire week
  3. Your right to exist will inevitably be up for discussion
  4. The AARP mentioned it in their newsletter
  5. People in Georgia get TURNT
  6. Somehow, seasonal depression makes this even worse than it should be
  7. There’s an assortment of white guys, but Jesus isn’t one of them
  8. They’re both derived from pagan tradition
  9. You get a chance to listen to extremely old people say some weird stuff
  10. The coal industry is as strong as ever

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