Top Ten Similarities Between Christmas Dinner and the 2020 Elections

10. You didn’t sleep the night before
11. The TV is showing the same stuff for an entire week
12. Your right to exist will inevitably be up for discussion
13. The AARP mentioned it in their newsletter
14. People in Georgia get TURNT
15. Somehow, seasonal depression makes this even worse than it should be
16. There’s an assortment of white guys, but Jesus isn’t one of them
17. They’re both derived from pagan tradition
18. You get a chance to listen to extremely old people say some weird stuff
19. The coal industry is as strong as ever