Written by: The MQ

  1. They remind you of your wasted potential
  2. You celebrated both by putting a stink bomb inside your professor’s car
  3. You didn’t expect to be drunk
  4. Both have an approximately 13 percent chance of sending you to the hospital
  5. You spent the entire time blaming your noxious gas on a whoopee cushion
  6. They make you want to drop out of college
  7. You would have felt better if you had just stayed in bed
  8. They both have gone on long enough
  9. You started to laugh-cry at the absurdity of it all
  10. You forgot to participate

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