- Your hoarding habit is getting bad
- It’s on top of quicksand
- You’ve been begging for a new Xbox and it’s had enough
- You were trying to break the glass ceiling but you missed
- The floor bought apple-bottom jeans and boots with the fur
- Your plan to smash that spider with a sledgehammer was poorly thought out
- You built your house on top of journalistic integrity
- She took the floor in the divorce
- You just had to say, “How could this day get any worse?”
- You still haven’t addressed the elephant in the room
Last modified: March 12, 2019
