Written by: The MQ

  1. Your hoarding habit is getting bad
  2. It’s on top of quicksand
  3. You’ve been begging for a new Xbox and it’s had enough
  4. You were trying to break the glass ceiling but you missed
  5. The floor bought apple-bottom jeans and boots with the fur
  6. Your plan to smash that spider with a sledgehammer was poorly thought out
  7. You built your house on top of journalistic integrity
  8. She took the floor in the divorce
  9. You just had to say, “How could this day get any worse?”
  10. You still haven’t addressed the elephant in the room

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