- Ask yourself when you will be getting a
significant other - Learn to cook an egg without burning down
your house this time - Miss your own soccer games
- Desperately seek your own approval
- Catch yourself … you know
- Find humor in Minion memes
- Complain about changing the thermostat
- Neglect calling yourself every day
- Set your own parental controls on
your computer - Continue the tradition of starting shit with
your aunt
Top Ten Things You Will Have to Do for Yourself Now That You’re Not Living with Your Parents
Last modified: January 15, 2019
