Written by: The MQ

  1. Ask yourself when you will be getting a
    significant other
  2. Learn to cook an egg without burning down
    your house this time
  3. Miss your own soccer games
  4. Desperately seek your own approval
  5. Catch yourself … you know
  6. Find humor in Minion memes
  7. Complain about changing the thermostat
  8. Neglect calling yourself every day
  9. Set your own parental controls on
    your computer
  10. Continue the tradition of starting shit with
    your aunt

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