March 13, 2024 Straight from the ass's mouth. Volume XXX Issue V

Written by: The MQ

September 26, 2018

  1. Your ability to watch three seasons of any given show in one day
  2. Trained expertise in heavily embellishing job application documents
  3. The estimated age and weight of the interviewer
  4. That time you kicked a child
  5. The blood type you think tastes best
  6. Ties to Russia
  7. Your freelance mortician days
  8. Your lack of 20 years of experience at age 20
  9. Your cameo in Wild Sluts 4
  10. Social Media Advisor: Elon Musk, Summer 2018

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