- Work an unpaid summer internship to get “experience”
- Fry an egg on the sidewalk and get food poisoning
- Live-tweet the 36 hours you spend in bed
- Write letters to Santa for everyone in your hometown
- Deep-throat an Otter Pop
- Go to Castles N’ Coasters, Arizona’s finest amusement park — Sponsored by Castles N’ Coasters, Arizona’s finest amusement park
- Marathon that show you’ve already seen twice
- Try to increase your Twinkies-eaten-per-hour rate by five
- Stare at the sun
- Attend summer session
Top Ten Ways to Waste Your Summer Vacation
Last modified: January 15, 2019
