- Your entire identity is defined by the word “student”
- You haven’t gotten your idealism completely crushed out of you yet, so you need another year
- You paid for those parking lots to be constructed and, god damn, you’re gonna use them
- You’re on the hunt for the elusive triple major
- You don’t want your parents to start seeing you as a self-reliant individual
- You just switched into Cog Sci
- You’re keeping a low profile
- You forgot to pay that 10 cent charge on your Imprints count and now they’re holding your diploma
- Your job as a part time drug dealer in the Village is quite lucrative
- You’re a first year
Last modified: October 27, 2018
