Written by: The MQ

  1. You were out of Dining Dollars and needed the money
  2. It was a cute first date idea
  3. You’re not sure if you’re anemic, but you’re pretty sure this is the correct way to check
  4. You have so much self-hatred that you need to get rid of as much of you as possible
  5. There was a shooting and local authorities need blood
  6. You love pranking blood donor recipients by first taking a lot of cocaine
  7. If you donate four more times this year, you’ll get a free calendar
  8. It was either this or that guy on library walk that was gonna make you sign up to vote
  9. You didn’t, someone stole your blood
  10. You needed a quiet place to study

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