- You were out of Dining Dollars and needed the money
- It was a cute first date idea
- You’re not sure if you’re anemic, but you’re pretty sure this is the correct way to check
- You have so much self-hatred that you need to get rid of as much of you as possible
- There was a shooting and local authorities need blood
- You love pranking blood donor recipients by first taking a lot of cocaine
- If you donate four more times this year, you’ll get a free calendar
- It was either this or that guy on library walk that was gonna make you sign up to vote
- You didn’t, someone stole your blood
- You needed a quiet place to study
Last modified: January 15, 2019
