- The First and the Third Crusades, but not the Second one
- The reason why The Big Bang Theory is still running
- The disappearance of your neighbor’s cat
- Push doors that look like pull doors
- All of the things you previously blamed on your clone before they died tragically
- Giraffes
- Your second, third, and fifth existential crises
- Global warming
- That one time you were able to put both pant legs on at the same time
- The people living inside Mount Rushmore
- Crop circles
- Not being the first to initiate contact with us
- The brief ceasefire that lasted seven minutes during The Battle the Bulge
- Your dad not coming back
- The chilling sensation of 5 Gum
Last modified: January 15, 2019
