Top Ten Reasons You Should Buy That Chainsaw

Top Ten

Written by: The MQ

  1. Using a bat to break a pinata is just too old school
  2. You’re interested in making your juggling act more exciting
  3. It was on sale so you might as well have it anyways
  4. Something about holding a chainsaw while talking to girls makes you more confident
  5. The British are coming
  6. This is your only chance to beat that samurai
  7. How else are you going to serve Bloody Marys at Mary’s birthday party?
  8. It’s really hard to get the last bit of ice cream out of the container
  9. You gotta whack those weeds, if you know what I mean
  10. Your old one broke

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