- Using a bat to break a pinata is just too old school
- You’re interested in making your juggling act more exciting
- It was on sale so you might as well have it anyways
- Something about holding a chainsaw while talking to girls makes you more confident
- The British are coming
- This is your only chance to beat that samurai
- How else are you going to serve Bloody Marys at Mary’s birthday party?
- It’s really hard to get the last bit of ice cream out of the container
- You gotta whack those weeds, if you know what I mean
- Your old one broke
Last modified: January 15, 2019
