Written by: Daniel Clinton

Trump announced on Wednesday through Twitter that he was going to paint the White House green. The President did not provide any reason except the statement “I just like the color green.”

The change of color for the White House left both Trump supporters and opposers confused.

“Can we still call it the White House?” asked one reporter during a press briefing.

“Uhhh probably no? Yeah, from now on it will be called the Green House,” said Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders.

When later asked if this was the official stance of the Green House, Green House Chief of Staff John F. Kelly sighed extremely audibly and let out an exasperated, “I guess.”

Some experts theorized that Trump was attempting to return the Green House to its original color of pink, but was confused when he learned that this was in fact a myth, and that in the myth the Green House was
supposed to be pink–a bubblegum pink.

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