Volume 32 Issue 7
GKN AEROSPACE ANNOUNCES TREBUCHET-POWERED CLEANUP PLAN
GKN Aerospace CEO Oliver Oyle recently held a press conference to address the criticism and controversies the company has faced in the wake of the recent …
Just an Everyday Guy Loved by Billions (of Dollars)
Hey, ahah, could you spare me a dollar? Sorry, sorry, kidding. You took me back to my roots when I saw what you were wearing, back …
UCSD CATAN TEAM MAKES A DEBUT IN COMPETITION
Last month, UC San Diego’s inaugural Catan team made their competitive debut at the Anaheim Regional National Pre-Qualifier Semifinal. “Competitive Catan is a mysterious world,” said …
I’m Holding Your Mental Health Hostage vs. I Can’t Read the Ransom Note
Point: I’m Holding Your Mental Health Hostage Hello, Alan. I want to play a game. You won’t receive any of these instructions, only a note from …
PRESIDENT TRUMP EATS IRANIANPEACE DELEGATION
Tragedy struck during the U.S. – Iranian Peace Accords when President Donald J. Trump reportedly unhinged his jaw, and, in one fell swoop, swallowed the entire …
