Volume 31 Issue 1

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‘The Astronauts Are Fine,’ Says Boeing

Written by: Annelise McCullough

“Day two hundred and seventy-one. Atlas shrugged,” read one astronaut’s logs.Photo by Dylan Schmidt A month after announcing that the Boeing Starliner astronauts will remain in …

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Satan Attracts America With ‘Eternal Suffering Healthcare Plan’

Written by: Victoria Ta

“I’ve always thought that the Hippocratic Oath was really up to interpretation,” said Satan.Photo by Dylan Schmidt W ith the dissolution of the Affordable Care Act, …

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I NEED the Library to Be Open 24/7 vs. Who Actually Needs 24 Hours to Study Anyway?

Written by: Dylan Towner

POINT: I NEED the Library to Be Open 24/7 I’d like to start off by saying that Geisel is my favorite study spot. Come midterms and …

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