Volume 31 Issue 1

ArticlesCampusNews

UCSD to Ban Witch Trials

Written by: Cole Johnson

“I hope this isn’t just a complicated spell the witches are casting,” said one student as they watched a pile of torches and pitchforks burn.Photo by …

ArticlesNationalNewsPolitics

Congress Passes Bill Banning Women from Aging

Written by: Erica Rosslee

“Finally, some peace and quiet,” said Mitch McConnell.Photo by Theo Erickson Despite a 75-hour Senate filibuster and a bipartisan coalition against it, Congress succeeded in passing …

Center SpreadFeatures

The MQ Designs Ninth College

Written by: The MQ

ArticlesEditorialOpinion

I Bet I Could Do Olympic Gymnastics if I Really, Really Wanted To

Written by: Naomika Nadkarni

Another year goes by and another round of Olympic Games has come and gone, and all these damn kids online keep raving about these damn Olympic …

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