Volume 31 Issue 1

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Trump Solves Twelfth Major Crisis of the Week

Written by: Farhad Taraporevala

“Crisis is my middle name. My name is Donald Crisis Trump,” said Donald Crisis Trump.Photo by Liv Gilbert On September 22, Donald Trump held his twelfth …

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Top Ten Reasons Your Professors Hate You

Written by: The MQ

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UCSD to Acquire UTC

Written by: Maddie Samaniego

“Finally, another place I can spend this useless currency,” said third-year student Darlene Davidson.Photo by Liv Gilbert I n a sudden announcement affecting students, faculty, and …

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Art Scheme Exposed After ‘Silliest’ Turn of Events

Written by: Olga Vysotsky

“A picture is worth a thousand words, but this one wasn’t worth my time,” said Buadgui.Photo by Dylan Schmidt A new video surfaced on TikTok last …