- You sent them an email
- Your scholarly aura isn’t earnest enough
- You answered a question in lecture
- They never forgot that one time your phone rang in class
- You asked them to podcast their lectures
- You’re taking their class as a GE
- They sensed that you were feeling tired
- You didn’t make eye contact and nod throughout the entire lecture
- You signed up for “Coffee With a Prof ” with them
- You keep asking valid questions about confusing material
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