Volume 24
Incoming Freshmen Ready to Reinvent Themselves for College, Still Sad
A study released this week by the University of California, San Diego has concluded that although most incoming freshmen believe college is time to turn over …
New Study Advocates for Two Hours of Exorcising a Day
In a recent effort to cut down on child obesity, researchers at UC San Diego and UCLA spearheaded a campaign to teach healthy habits early on …
Editorial: Hey, Hey! Wait for Me to Leave Class before You Enter, Asshole
I understand that our time on this earth is finite. And I understand that you want to maximize your time in your plane of mortal existence. …
Top Ten Alternatives to Passing Out Halloween Candy to Children
Placing an empty bowl outside your house with a sign that says “Take one” Passing out punch cards to Jimmy John’s with two holes punched out …
Top Ten Atypical Ways to Tell If You Are Pregnant
You got an email confirmation from a stork Everyone keeps asking how far along you are, but you don’t have an essay assigned A quiz told …
