Features
These are features from the newspaper. Centerspread and Backspread can also be found in their respective pages.
Can you create content for Clickhole?
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Can you write an essay for your 10th grade English class?
Well, can you? Find out with this interactive click-venture!
Would You Survive the Jurassic?
Long have you awaited, dedicated reader, for the chance to face your fears. Long have you awaited the moment where you discover if you live, or if you die. This life is not an easy one, oh no, but you can live it with your head held as high as any Brachiosaurus, knowing that you — yes YOU — will survive the Jurassic Period. Or would you?
Rejected Young Adult Novels of 2020
Sometimes, you really CAN judge a book by its cover. Here are some scrapped young adult novels that were originally set to release this year.
Quarantine Horoscope
Based on our very scientific analysis of stars and planets and whatnot, we know exactly what you’ve done during quarantine based on your sign.
Anatomy of the Apathetic
Do you hate how some people care so little about politics? Do you interact with people who “just can’t even” with everything in life? After extensive research, we’ve narrowed down the specifics of what makes up an apathetic person. Take a look, if you care.
