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Transportation Services Announce New Party Bus Shuttle

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UCSD announced their next transportation vehicle: The What Hath God Yacht.Photo by Jack Yang On Sunday, UCSD Transportation Services announced a new shuttle to compensate for the …

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Campus Squirrels Outraged After Hearing About No Nut November

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Nibbles was reportedly distraught at how nuts the situation was.Photo by Jack Yang Area squirrels Nibbles and Chipper are furious after being told about the phenomenon known …

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Area Mom Challenges Eminem to Wrap Battle

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While Morales could wrap a gift with perfectly flush edges and a seamless tape job, she was no match for Eminem’s scathing hot rhymes.Photo by Jack Yang …

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Khosla Announces Halloween Costume — Sexy Chancellor

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Khosla Announces Halloween Costume — Sexy Chancellor Last week Chancellor Khosla made a public apology regarding his previous year’s costume. “I’m dearly sorry for scaring some …

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Study Finds Increased Alcohol Consumption Correlated with Higher GPA

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Luna reportedly tries to keep his blood alcohol levels at the same number as his GPA. Photo by: Jack Yang College students who engage in alcohol …

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this experimental self-driving tank will change the way we commute to work

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Traditional automobile makers create their cars in this predictable shape: four wheels attached to a body. Of course, there’s more to it than that — there’s …

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researchers are teaching a robot how to be a phone sex operator

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You’ve probably heard of phone sex operators: you ring up a number, they do some dirty talking, and then they bill you some outrageous amount because …

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Local Student Mixes Every Single Energy Drink Available, Projected Not to Sleep Until Next Week

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After staying awake for six consecutive days and breaking the former school record, third-year Saturn Smith attempted to break the UC-wide record of 11 days. When …

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First-Year Revelle Student Actually Reads the Assigned Reading

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On February 15, after seeing “see me after class” as the grade on his first paper, first-year Revelle student Adam Sedah has signfigantly changed his academic …

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Area Student Excited for New ‘Game of Thrones’ Season, “Definitely Not For the Nudity”

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Area frat boy Ramin Djawak expressed his excitement for the upcoming season of “Game of Thrones” by throwing a party at Blacks Beach on the night …