Written by: Adam Yoshinaga

Area frat boy Ramin Djawak expressed his excitement for the upcoming season of “Game of Thrones” by throwing a party at Blacks Beach on the night of March 9, themed around the award-winning show. Djawak’s party was reportedly “lit,” with one partygoer recalling Djawak saying: “Call me Petyr Baelish, cause this party is just as wild as Littlefinger’s Brothel.” Another said the DJ at the party mostly played “Casterly Rock” music, however, “his style Varys.”

“I’m really hoping Daenerys Targaryen gets to sit on the Iron Throne. Not just cause she’s hot, but … um … yeah she’s really hot,” said Djawak. “If she doesn’t, at least she’s still ‘Queen Daenerys, Stormborn of the House Targaryen, the first of her name, Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar, and the First Men, Lady of the Seven Kingdoms and protector of the Realm, Lady of Dragonstone, Queen of Meereen, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, the Unburnt, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons.’”

Djawak later clarified his previous statement, saying “I don’t mean to be sexualizing her in any way, I’m just saying I wish I was Jon Snow at the end of season seven, even if she was my aunt.”

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