The MQ
New Plane Has a Corkscrew-shaped Cockpit
Resulting price hike fucks you over
Local Dog Votes
Has bone to pick with incumbent
The MQ Writes The Next Great American Novel (Better Versions of The Great Gatsby)
So we were sitting in front of an empty computer screen, getting ready to write the next great American novel, when we
found out that F. Scott Fitzgerald’s “The Great Gatsby” entered public domain. Might as well give that our best shot,
right? Why create new media, when we can ride on the coattails of media we know people will like? Everything’s a sequel
or reboot nowadays, anyway. 21st Century Fox, return our calls? Please.
The MQ Makes a Picnic Date
It’s going to be Valentine’s Day in a couple of days, and
you’re already going to be disappointed, what with the
everything going on. So why not get your hopes up even
more by imagining… the perfect date?!
Local Employee Canned From Work
Reportedly showed way too much skin
It’s Not Delivery
It’s an abomination
Top Ten Names That Should be Used Instead of Egg Nog
Top Ten Names That Should be Used Instead of Egg Nog Nothing, we shouldn’t even drink it Eggspresso Yoeulk Cockadoodle brew Eggnipotent nog Unidentified white liquid …
Top Ten Ways the Elf on the Shelf Has Ruined Your Life
Top Ten Ways the Elf on the Shelf Has Ruined Your Life Got your son used to a surveillance state Took the Christ out of Christmas …
