Written by: The MQ

Top Ten Names That Should be Used Instead of Egg Nog

  1. Nothing, we shouldn’t even drink it
  2. Eggspresso
  3. Yoeulk
  4. Cockadoodle brew
  5. Eggnipotent nog
  6. Unidentified white liquid
  7. The least vegan drink
  8. Third part of Christ
  9. Booze Clues
  10. Megg Qog

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