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Top Ten Holiday Songs On The Radio

Written by: The MQ

Top Ten Holiday Songs On The Radio You’re a Nice One, Mr. Frownch Silent Knight (How Genghis Khan Conquered Asia) No, I Don’t Hear What You …

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Top Ten New Sayings

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Top Ten New Sayings Where’s there’s a will, there’s a funeral If you can’t join them, beat them You can lead a horse to water, but …

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Top Ten Cybernetic Enhancements We Put On Our Body

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Top Ten Cybernetic Enhancements We Put On Our Body A blue tooth A confident system An iron gut for digesting Canyon Vista food A titanium pinky …

Briefs

Woman Unfortunately Not Haunted by Cool Ghost –– Just Her Past

Written by: The MQ and Aniela Drumonde

Woman Unfortunately Not Haunted by Cool Ghost –– Just Her Past “It’s horrible, I might go insane,” claimed Daniela Rumour. “And not in the fun way …

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The MQ’s Bestiary

Written by: The MQ

MQ has been beseiged by nightmares visions of beasts from far-off places, so far removed from our reality that we cannot begin to glean the truth of them, even in dreams. When we wake we can only offer a glimpse, a sketch. Can you help us connect reality to these fantastical imaginations? 

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Ask Emily Queue

Written by: The MQ and Aniela Drumonde

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Top Ten Modern Fairy Tales

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Top Ten Modern Fairy Tales The Boy Who Cried Little Red Rideshare Hood Snow White and the Seven Deadly Sins Paul Bunyan v. The Environmental Defense …

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Top Ten Couples Costumes

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Top Ten Couples Costumes Back of Horse Costume and Back of Horse Costume Freud and his Mother Eminem and the Yellow M&M US Military and Oil …

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Unique Curses to Wish Upon Your Enemies

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Unique Curses to Wish Upon Your Enemies May You Only Have the Butt Pieces ofBread Left May None of the Textbooks You Need forClass be Available …

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OH NO! The MQ is a Scary Movie!

Written by: The MQ

Will we survive? We’re getting really scared, even though we have plot armor. Wait, unless this is one of those edgy kind of horror movies where the genre-savvy characters get killed off for shock value. This movie has to be — shh. Shh!!! Did you hear that? Oh, God, please let this be a regular movie where the virgins survive.