The MQ
Top Ten Couples Costumes
Top Ten Couples Costumes Back of Horse Costume and Back of Horse Costume Freud and his Mother Eminem and the Yellow M&M US Military and Oil …
Unique Curses to Wish Upon Your Enemies
Unique Curses to Wish Upon Your Enemies May You Only Have the Butt Pieces ofBread Left May None of the Textbooks You Need forClass be Available …
OH NO! The MQ is a Scary Movie!
Will we survive? We’re getting really scared, even though we have plot armor. Wait, unless this is one of those edgy kind of horror movies where the genre-savvy characters get killed off for shock value. This movie has to be — shh. Shh!!! Did you hear that? Oh, God, please let this be a regular movie where the virgins survive.
The MQ Gets Bought Out in a Hostile Takeover
recently, we were bought out by some awesome, sweet, and superHot businEssmen! and we totally had a say in it! they’ve changed aLmost everything about our paPer in the best way possible! we’re so gratefUl for the sophiSticated new ideas they’ve added to our team! We need to CAPITALIZE on this chance.
Pizzeria experiences gas leak
The whole place is flooded with carbonara monoxide
We couldn’t print a great tit
So here’s a chick with nice legs
Captain Ahab closes in on rare whale
Ahab claims, “He’s a slippery sunuva bitch”
