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UCSD Chem Majors Have a Thanksgiving Feast of Chemicals

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“Technically, everything we eat is made of chemicals but only some of it contains arsenic,” said Cee.Photo by Sharon Roth During the Thanksgiving long weekend, many UCSD …

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Top 10 Suspects Who Ran Grandma Over

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Top 10 Suspects Who Ran Grandma Over Antifa Hypothermia Mariah Carey on a Zamboni Our stepdad Scott on ketamine A moose with no prior criminal record …

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Top Ten Holiday Songs On The Radio

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Top Ten Holiday Songs On The Radio You’re a Nice One, Mr. Frownch Silent Knight (How Genghis Khan Conquered Asia) No, I Don’t Hear What You …

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Woman Unfortunately Not Haunted by Cool Ghost –– Just Her Past

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Woman Unfortunately Not Haunted by Cool Ghost –– Just Her Past “It’s horrible, I might go insane,” claimed Daniela Rumour. “And not in the fun way …

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The MQ’s Bestiary

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MQ has been beseiged by nightmares visions of beasts from far-off places, so far removed from our reality that we cannot begin to glean the truth of them, even in dreams. When we wake we can only offer a glimpse, a sketch. Can you help us connect reality to these fantastical imaginations? 

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Ask Emily Queue

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Man Horrified to Find That He Now Operates Under Looney Tunes Physics

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Man Horrified to Find That He Now Operates Under Looney Tunes Physics “My life is neither looney nor tuney,” said Hanky Human, a local insurance salesman. …

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Top Ten Classes You Didn’t Know You Could Take at UCSD

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Top Ten Classes You Didn’t Know You Could Take at UCSD POLI 71: Lying PHIL 120: How to Start a Cult MMMMMW: The History of Food …

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Top Ten Modern Fairy Tales

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Top Ten Modern Fairy Tales The Boy Who Cried Little Red Rideshare Hood Snow White and the Seven Deadly Sins Paul Bunyan v. The Environmental Defense …

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Top Ten Couples Costumes

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Top Ten Couples Costumes Back of Horse Costume and Back of Horse Costume Freud and his Mother Eminem and the Yellow M&M US Military and Oil …