- UC Riverside’s national ranking will rise exponentially
- Nevada will finally get the coastline it has always wanted
- We’ll get to use the metric system like normal countries
- Avocados will become a polarizing topic
- San Francisco housing prices will go… somewhere?
- Our official language will be ‘Dude’
- Jerry Brown will assume his monarch position by divine right
- The rest of the country will start calling California Rolls “Freedom Rolls”
- Your aunt will say she’s changed her views about gay people, but she really won’t
- Glendale will take advantage of the confusion and reunite with Armenia
Top Ten Things that Will Happen If California Secedes
Last modified: January 3, 2019
