Written by: The MQ

  1. UC Riverside’s national ranking will rise exponentially
  2. Nevada will finally get the coastline it has always wanted
  3. We’ll get to use the metric system like normal countries
  4. Avocados will become a polarizing topic
  5. San Francisco housing prices will go… somewhere?
  6. Our official language will be ‘Dude’
  7. Jerry Brown will assume his monarch position by divine right
  8. The rest of the country will start calling California Rolls “Freedom Rolls”
  9. Your aunt will say she’s changed her views about gay people, but she really won’t
  10. Glendale will take advantage of the confusion and reunite with Armenia

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