- All the blood
- You cleaned too rigorously and dissolved the top of the floor
- There’s no training wheel equivalent when it comes to property ownership
- The Homeowners’ Association doesn’t like the length of your bushes
- Avant-garde art clearly isn’t for everyone
- Too much vigorous hip movement
- There were practical issues with sledgehammer soccer that didn’t reveal themselves until after you started
- Duct tape doesn’t fix everything
- “Hey, watch me put this fuckin’ chair through the wall”
- “Whoa, that fuckin’ chair’s through the wall”
Top Ten Reasons You’re Not Getting Your Security Deposit Back
Last modified: December 2, 2018
