Written by: The MQ

  1. All the blood
  2. You cleaned too rigorously and dissolved the top of the floor
  3. There’s no training wheel equivalent when it comes to property ownership
  4. The Homeowners’ Association doesn’t like the length of your bushes
  5. Avant-garde art clearly isn’t for everyone
  6. Too much vigorous hip movement
  7. There were practical issues with sledgehammer soccer that didn’t reveal themselves until after you started
  8. Duct tape doesn’t fix everything
  9. “Hey, watch me put this fuckin’ chair through the wall”
  10. “Whoa, that fuckin’ chair’s through the wall”

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