June 3, 2026 You look delectable. Volume XXXII Issue VII

Top Ten Awesome Uses for AI

Top Ten

Written by: The MQ

September 24, 2025

  1. Porn
  2. Black Mirror episode LARP
  3. Synopsizing your bullet-point notes
  4. Writing meaningful poems for your partner
  5. Finding out what the weather is like outside
  6. Watching and summarizing movies
  7. Fully automated Human
    Resources department
  8. Raising your kids
  9. Colonoscopy
  10. Pet
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Last modified: September 23, 2025