Top Ten Things to Look Forward to During Trump’s Second Term

Top Ten

Written by: The MQ

  1. The news cycle
  2. Lavender marriages
  3. Unregulated gambling
  4. Infinite money from tariffs
  5. Democrats pretending to do their job again
  6. Fruitful conversations with your family
  7. More green land
  8. Less suffrage
  9. The joys of homeschooling
  10. The return of the god-king

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