Top Ten Ways to Catch Santa in the Act

Top Ten

Written by: The MQ

  1. Chimney that’s just a loop
  2. Utilize your Second Amendment rights
  3. Carnivorous Christmas tree
  4. Lingerie and “Santa Baby” on loop
  5. Reindeer-grade flypaper
  6. Turncoat Elf on the Shelf
  7. Slot machine
  8. Harpoon his sleigh
  9. Slip an AirTag among the cookies
  10. Mom-shaped explosive

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