- Chimney that’s just a loop
- Utilize your Second Amendment rights
- Carnivorous Christmas tree
- Lingerie and “Santa Baby” on loop
- Reindeer-grade flypaper
- Turncoat Elf on the Shelf
- Slot machine
- Harpoon his sleigh
- Slip an AirTag among the cookies
- Mom-shaped explosive
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