- Run
- Put it in your 401k
- Exclusively work at night so you have the whole day free
- Give your menial tasks to the butler
- Go to lecture so the day feels longer
- Keep turning Daylight Saving Time
on and off - Drink five 5-hour ENERGY® shots to unlock the 25th hour
- Set clear goals and expectations for
your clocks - Do things at the last minute so everything takes one minute
- Drop out of college
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