- Blackmail your local small business
- Withdraw money from an ATM
- Donate blood using a reverse IV drip
- Teach your $1 bills how to undergo mitosis
- Put magnets on your feet to pick up coins as you walk
- Take preorders for a product you will
never manufacture - Clone yourself and make your clones get jobs
- Put rocks under your mattress to turn them into diamonds
- Increase the value of the US dollar
- Start growing kidneys
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