Written by: The MQ

  1. Have a pool party with your dishes
  2. Fish for snacks at the bottom of the
    garbage disposal
  3. Organize your dishes by dirtiness in a spreadsheet to maximize efficiency
  4. Put the Scrub Mommy and Scrub Daddy in the sink together and dim the lights
  5. Pretend all of your friends are washing their dishes without you so you get FOMO
  6. Reward yourself with a cob of corn for every dish you wash
  7. Rinse with different beverages, like apple juice or milk
  8. Put a dish in the toilet and flush
  9. Break your plates into more manageable pieces
  10. Move out

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