- Have a pool party with your dishes
- Fish for snacks at the bottom of the
garbage disposal - Organize your dishes by dirtiness in a spreadsheet to maximize efficiency
- Put the Scrub Mommy and Scrub Daddy in the sink together and dim the lights
- Pretend all of your friends are washing their dishes without you so you get FOMO
- Reward yourself with a cob of corn for every dish you wash
- Rinse with different beverages, like apple juice or milk
- Put a dish in the toilet and flush
- Break your plates into more manageable pieces
- Move out
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