- Timely warnings
- US military flyover ASMR
- Confidently walking into traffic
- Canyon Vista’s chicken sashimi
- Watching Geisel take off like a UFO every night
- The Franklin Antonio Hall hand dryers that blast water into outlets
- Crying in the background of tourists’ campus photos
- Finding a new entrance to York 2622 every day
- The blimp!
- Greed
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