March 13, 2024 Straight from the ass's mouth. Volume XXX Issue V

Written by: The MQ

May 31, 2023

  1. Timely warnings
  2. US military flyover ASMR
  3. Confidently walking into traffic
  4. Canyon Vista’s chicken sashimi
  5. Watching Geisel take off like a UFO every night
  6. The Franklin Antonio Hall hand dryers that blast water into outlets
  7. Crying in the background of tourists’ campus photos
  8. Finding a new entrance to York 2622 every day
  9. The blimp!
  10. Greed
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The premier satire magazine at UC San Diego.

Last modified: May 29, 2023

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