November 1, 2023 Read it and weep profusely. Volume XXX Issue II

Written by: The MQ

  1. Normal humans feel guilt
  2. Your skin color is not determined by any adherence to moral codes or statistical probability of being convicted of a crime
  3. Guns, at least sometimes, kill people
  4. This whole “women” thing
  5. Bootstraps aren’t an anatomical feature
  6. The Bible is not a medical text
  7. Whenever you point a finger at Obama, three fingers are also pointing back at you
  8. The correct way to amputate a limb
  9. It is physically possible to think about more than one thing at once
  10. Where feet go

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